The Six Levels of Trader Hell

A diagram of vice and consequence for the digital age.

Level I: Apes

Those who chase every shill and buy every pump without thought.

• •Condemned to whiplash — swinging candle to candle, never at rest.
• •Hop from coin to coin; conviction none, patience less.
• •Their sin is folly; their punishment, loss.

Level II: Paper Hands

Those who sell at every dip, fearing shadows more than truth.

• •Forever watch charts rise after they exit, gnashing teeth.
• •Miss a fortune; learn nothing.
• •Their sin is fear; their punishment, regret.

Level III: Leverage Junkies

Those who borrow coin not their own, swearing they’re in control.

• •Condemned to endless liquidation; margin calls without end.
• •Bags turned to dust in a candle.
• •Pride at dawn, ruin by night.

Level IV: Boasters of the Digital Square

Those who flaunted gains for applause or sold their voice for tokens.

• •Posted profits to sell a course; posted both sides of the trade.
• •Took payment in secret to shill what they did not believe.
• •Condemned to wander in silence, their luck extinguished.
• •Punished to speak forever butnever be believed.

Level V: Wolves

Architects of empty coins and hollow dreams.

• •Minted promises, never product; paid for praise, then silence.
• •The scheme that howled of community, yet sold its pack to slaughter.
• •They walk in riches yet will run into ruin.
• •For their punishment may not be public, but their spirit is weighed down forever.

Level VI: Public Frauds (The Unforgivable)

Those who rose on trust, then stole from the many.

• •Condemned to eternal chains, their names cursed forever.
• •These are the Unforgivable, for they sinned in full knowledge and intent.
• •Exchanges feasting on deposits; stablecoins without backing.
• •Masters who faked death; protocols named after black magic.