Book of Binance: The Great Bazaar

1:1 And while the tribes warred and the forks multiplied, a builder rose from the East, and he was called CZ.

1:2 He spoke little, but built much. And he made an exchange for all coins — even those unworthy.

1:3 And he said, “We are neutral,” and the people believed him. For he smiled in every photo.

1:4 And the people brought their tokens unto him, and he gave them liquidity.

1:5 And the fees were low, and the interface clean. And the degens gave thanks in every language.

1:6 Then came the Binance Coin, and it was declared utility. And those who held it were given power and perks.

1:7 And CZ printed it not with fiat, but with silence. And its value grew, though few could explain why.

1:8 Then came Smart Chain, a mirror of Ethereum — faster, cheaper, but watched by a single eye.

1:9 And builders flocked to it, not for purity, but for pumps.

1:10 And rugs multiplied. And CZ said nothing. For volume was volume, and listings were listings.

1:11 Regulators knocked, but could not find the door. For the headquarters was nowhere, and the entity everywhere.

1:12 And many whispered, “Is he king?” But he replied only with memes: 4.

1:13 The Bitcoin maxis cringed and cried, “Not your keys, not your coins!” But the degens cared not, for leverage they needed.

1:14 The lust for gains had a central gate — and lo, it was open to all.