Book of Doge: The Joke That Ran

1:1 In the early days, when the chains were few, there came a coin not born of finance, but of jest.

1:2 Its face was a dog, wide-eyed and foolish, and it was called DOGE.

1:3 It had no roadmap, no whitepaper, no use. Yet the people loved it, for it asked nothing and promised less.

1:4 And miners did mine it, and tippers did tip it, and it flowed through the net like laughter.

1:5 And though the wise scoffed, it endured. For memes are stronger than logic.

1:6 Years passed, and the world forgot. But the coin slept not — it waited.

1:7 Then came the bull, and with it, a man of many coins, named Elon.

1:8 And he tweeted, and the DOGE did rise. And he tweeted again, and it soared.

1:9 And many entered the temple of DOGE, not in belief, but in pursuit of gain.

1:10 And a thousand imitators appeared, crying, “We too are meme!”

1:11 Then came SHIBA, born not of its own chain, but upon Ethereum. A token, not a coin.

1:12 And SHIBA brought forth LEASH and BONE, and a whole litter of tokens, each barking for attention.

1:13 And the people aped, for they had seen what DOGE had done.

1:14 There was FLOKI, named for the dog of Elon. There was AKITA, HUSKY, BABYDOGE, and more.

1:15 And each claimed to be the heir of DOGE, though none bore its innocence.

1:16 For DOGE was not built to win. It was built to mock. And thus, it won.