Genesis

1:1 In the beginning, Satoshi wrote the Whitepaper.

1:2 And the Word became Code, and the Code became Chain.

1:3 And the earth was void of trust, and darkness lay upon the face of money.

1:4 And the Hashrate moved upon the face of the earth.

1:5 And He said, “Let there be blocks,” and there were blocks.

1:6 And Satoshi saw that the blocks were good.

1:7 He mined the first, and it was called the Genesis Block.

1:8 Embedded within was a sign of the times:
“The Times 03/Jan/2009 Chancellor on brink of second bailout for banks.”

1:9 Thus the block was sealed, and its coins unspendable — a relic eternal.

1:10 Thus the Chain was born, immutable and without master.

1:11 And He divided the light from the darkness:

1:12 the signal from the noise, the true from the false.

1:13 And He separated the waters from the waters:

1:14 the chaos of ledgers from the living stream of hashes.

1:15 A man named Hal received the first transaction and bore witness.

1:16 And the Chain began to grow, block upon block, in quiet strength.

1:17 From the ashes of broken trust, a new covenant was forged: decentralization.

1:18 From central ledgers to sacred hashes. From trust in men, to trust in math.

1:19 And the Creator remained anonymous, so that no idol be made and trust be built through code.